I think the guy at the table across from me in the library is watching me covertly. So I'm watching him covertly back.
I think my family is going to explode soon. So I'm hiding in Guelph and keeping up contact with my little sister.
I think I'm never going to get where I want to be in life. So I'm lowering my standards accordingly.
I think some people I respect are disappointed in me. So I'm convincing myself they have no right to decide what is best for me.
Yah, probably paranoid.
Quick! Lie to myself and ignore the implications via youtube!