Dried out cheese
Robo-Kitty
Handicapped people
Poor bathroom layout
Crappy movie uploads on the interwebs
People who get mad at people who talk in theatres
The general public
Romantic comedys
Loud breathers
Squeaky toys
Endangered species
Infomercials
Not having the proper tool(s) for any given task
Things that don't work/are broken
Jennifer Anniston
Things that I want but can't reach
Signal transduction pathways
Gametes
The sound of bread hitting a flat surface
Dog smell
People asking for my money
Graduated licensing
Capitalism
Democracies
Aristocracies
Invasive species
Crowds
Females
Modern art
Any word with the root "create"
The American governmental and electoral systems
George W. Bush
People who pronounce 'niche', 'conch', or 'vertebrate' incorrectly
Arachnids
Soccer moms
Tone deaf people
Activists
Disease-based charities
Wet socks/shoes that leak
Rat buddies
Phone calls at ridiculous times
Canadian Blood Services
Optimists
Strangers that use terms of endearment
Violins
CHRISTMAS (music, decorations, traditions)
Food that looks really good, but contains gross stuff like slugs or mushrooms
Suuuuuper crumbly cookies
Cherries
Sports section of news programs
Magnetism as a concept
Frikken pandas
Close-minded-ness
Harp music
People who don't know language
Fake tans
People who mock a place of work
People who can't manage money
Fences
Predictability
People think that comedy is equal parts rude and random and that's it
American humour
Close talkers
Getting breathed on
The entire respiratory system
....That's enough for now. I'm going to watch QI.
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